Third pair of sunglasses in about 4 months broke yesterday. Same as last time, they just kind of fell apart when I went to put them on my face. Kind of disconcerting when it happens.
My first place was a pink trailer house on the Rosebud Indian Reservation in South Dakota. I also tend to have bad luck. This is my life. It would be boring if it weren't so weird.
Candy is 25. She was named after her great-grandmother, not a stripper. She works for a newspaper. She rarely makes her bed. She has a horse, a dog, two cats, and some cows. She loves Jesus, her family and friends. She does not love anything to do with "Twilight." She misses her '93 Grand Marquis Mercury, which she named Freddy. She sleeps more now than she used to. She's currently trying to master Guitar Hero.
Epic Title Irony. *applause*
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