Today, I stabbed myself with a fork and chopped off about half of the cuticle on my thumb.
Teach me to eat brownies at 8 a.m.
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- Candy
- Candy is 25. She was named after her great-grandmother, not a stripper. She works for a newspaper. She rarely makes her bed. She has a horse, a dog, two cats, and some cows. She loves Jesus, her family and friends. She does not love anything to do with "Twilight." She misses her '93 Grand Marquis Mercury, which she named Freddy. She sleeps more now than she used to. She's currently trying to master Guitar Hero.
I have a question. How do you stab yourself with a fork? Was your hand to close to the brownie? Did your fork hand become confused at what was food and what was not? I have a feeling that hair color has more to do with this accident than time does.
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