My mom bought me a new Garfield beanie baby, which, when I grabbed, squeaked and scared the everlivin' outta me. Because closer inspection revealed that, "Mom,this is a dog toy."
"You're kidding."
"Nope - says it right there."
"Oh. Well I didn't know that. 'Course...I might have gotten it anyway."
"Thanks, Mom."
About Me
- Candy
- Candy is 25. She was named after her great-grandmother, not a stripper. She works for a newspaper. She rarely makes her bed. She has a horse, a dog, two cats, and some cows. She loves Jesus, her family and friends. She does not love anything to do with "Twilight." She misses her '93 Grand Marquis Mercury, which she named Freddy. She sleeps more now than she used to. She's currently trying to master Guitar Hero.
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